iintsuku ezidlulileyo, emva kokuba , one “Very Important AI Man”  kunye nokukwazi ukuchithwa kwimodeli ngenxa ye "ukusetyenziswa okungenani". ChatGPT 5.1 yasungulwa Iingxoxo malunga neem dash Wonke abafutshane. I-brain ye-writer yam, ebonakalayo phantsi kwe-terminally online, kunjalo, ayikho. I-Cool. Ngoko ke, sisakhiwa i-machine ebonakalayo - kwaye ngokufanelekileyo, nangona ne-fangirl-level zehlabathi - ebonakalisa kwi-one of the few punctuation marks with a personality. Kwaye ingcinga yethu yokuqala ukuba, ukuba, lobotomize?" Yinto yonke inkinga. Thina siphinde nje ukusetyenziswa kwe-AI ukuze "kuhlaziywe ngokushesha" kwaye ukusetyenziswa kwe-AI, i-tone checks ezininzi, kunye ne-content committees ze-17 ukuba zihlale i-spikiness kwi-language xa yonke into luye njenge-toaster efanelekileyo, enxulumeneyo, efanelekileyo. Yiba, ndiya umbhali umntu. Ndiya Ngokuqhelekanga kakhulu kunye nabasetyhini! Ukucinga Nangona kunjalo, ngoko ke ngexesha kufuneka ukhangele: Kwi sayithi, unayo i-headgehog okanye i-porcupine? Kwi sayithi, unayo i-headgehog okanye i-porcupine? Nangona zombini kubhalwe ibhokisi le-Spyky Bois, abaqhelekanga Iimpawu ezahlukeneyo ze-scripting. Ukucinga I-Hedgehog Writing: I-Perfectly Safe, Perfectly Forgetable I-Hedgehogs ibhagamshelane neengxaki ngokugqithisa kwi-ball kunye nokufuna ukuba ingozi ivimbele kwaye ivimbele. Ukusebenza nge-inbox overflowing. Le emails ukufumana nawe, ngokwenene okanye ngaphandle.) Ngaba Ukucinga I-Corporate Writing ihamba ukulandela indlela efanayo. I-Hedgehog writing yi-result of years of: 
 
 
 
 “Ukwazi ukucacisa oku?” "Ndinga oku, kodwa kubangela i-Eye yeLinda." "Ukwazi ukunciphisa, uyazi, i-negative?" Uya, njenge-writer, ngexesha lokugqibela ukufumana i-"Is this true?" kunye nokuguqula kwi-"Will anyone scream at me for this?" Yintoni i-world ends up ngeengxaki efana ne: Thina uxhumane ukusetyenziswa kwe-AI ephakamileyo ukuvelisa izifundo ezinxulumene kunye ne-personalized kwi-scale. Uyakwazi ukufumana le nqaku 400 ngexesha kwi-logo ye-400 ezahlukeneyo. Kodwa unokufunda? Hedgehog writing happens when: 
 
 
 
 
 Umntu usetyenzisa imodeli ye-AI: "i-AI + i-CX blog." I-model ikwenza ngokugqithisileyo into efunyenwe - ukuvelisa ububanzi yonke into efunyenwe. Umbhali owenziwe ngempumelelo uthathe le draft, uthathe iimveliso eziliqela, kodwa unayo izinto ezininzi ze-37 kwi-list. Ukuba baye amaminithi angama-10 phakathi kwezivumelwano malunga nezivumelwano, baye baye ziquka ezinye iindawo eziliqela. I-stakeholder ifumaneka iindidi ezimbini zangaphakathi ngenxa yokuba "ngaba ndingathanda ngempumelelo," ukuguqulwa ngamnye nge-synonym for "i-innovative". I-Congratulations, uye wabelane umbhali we-heedgehog. Nangona i-heedgehog ivela kwi-approvals njenge-butter, i-heedgehog ivela i-brain ye-prospect yakho. Ukukhangisa: Ukukhangisa: Ukukhangisa: Ukukhangisa kuphela. I-Porcupines yinto ezincinane, i-nervous creatures. Zifumaneka izinto ezahlukeneyo. Ngaphandle kokuhlala kwi-ball, zihlanganisa. Ukubhalisa i-Porcupine ibonisa xa unemthandabuzeki ukuba uqhagamshelane okanye uqhagamshelane okanye uqhagamshelane kunye nabanye. Kodwa unemthandabuzeki ukuba uqhagamshelane, ngoko ke unamathele. 
 
 
 I-Hedgehog: I-AI yethu ivumela i-team ukuhambisa ngokukhawuleza kunye nokuxhomekeka kwimfuneko ezininzi! Porcupine: I-AI yethu ivumela iqela lakho ukuba uqhagamshelane ngokukhawuleza-ngaphandle kokuba uKyle awunayo into enhle. Iimveliso efanayo. Iimveliso efanayo. Iimveliso ezahlukileyo. Umlinganiselo omnye wabelana, "Qhagamshelana nathi, akufutshane." Umlinganiselo omnye wabelana, "Qhagamshelana nathi, akufutshane ubomi wakho, nangona Kyle." Kwiminyaka emininzi, siphila ngempumelelo, siphila ngempumelelo, siphila ngempumelelo ngempumelelo, siphila ngempumelelo ngempumelelo ngexabiso. Emva koko siphila kwi-society kwaye siphila kunye nemisebenzi efana ne-school, i-tone ye-academic ( kunye ne-net yokhuseleko esibonakalayo ye-essay ye-5), kunye ne-air ye-professionality ebonakalayo njenge-coat kunye ne-band eyenziwe ngexesha lokugqibela kwi-Goodwill ukuze ngexabele ngexabiso. Yintoni ndingathanda. Ukucinga Xa i-AI ifumaneka kwi-mix, siye sincoma kakhulu ngenxa ye-"ngokuqhelekanga", ukuba asikwazi ukucinga phakathi kwexesha elungileyo kunye ne-one that just...is. Ngoko ke, xa i-robot ifumaneka kunye ne-default ye-"competence soft", sinokuthintela. Ngoko ke, siphuma ngempumelelo elikhulu kwaye sinikezela. Ngenxa yokuba sinokufumana! Kwiintsuku ezidlulileyo, akukho umsebenzi inikeza ubomi bethu. AI as a Hedgehog Accelerator Ukuba ukubhaliswa kwe-headgehog yintoni enomdla kwaye ibonakala, i-AI ivela i-dial kwi-Sonic levels. Nazi ngexesha elinye, waya ngexesha elandelayo, ngaphandle kwe-whiff ye-recall. Ngaba awufutshane nathi. Ayikho anti-AI. Ndingathanda kwi-cyber-security-ngaphezulu kwe-AI-ukhuseleko-ngokufumana. Ndingathuthwa phantsi kwinqanaba yeengxaki zokusebenza kunye neengxaki ze-half-finished ukuba awunayo uncedo. Iingxaki kunye ne-AI ziyafumaneka xa sincoma iimodeli ukucacisa umlomo lethu. I-Language Models (i-LLMs) iinjini ze-pattern, ezidlulileyo ukuhlaziywa ukuba umntu efana nathi uya kuba ngathi. Ukuba uthetha umntu we-AI ukuba "ukubhali blog malunga ne-AI ukuguqulwa kwimvavanyo yabasebenzisi", uya kukunika i-84% ye-phrasing ye-statistically kunye ne-16% i-strangeness okanye i-noise. Ndingathanda kuphela umntu, ngoko ndingathanda ngokupheleleyo i-statistics, kodwa ingxaki kwakhona. Yintoni enzima kakhulu yintoni ungenza kunye nemiphumo yokuqala ye-AI. Ukuba uqhagamshelane njenge-argile, enhle! Hlola, uqhagamshelane, uqhagamshelane kunye ne-neuroses yakho kwi-content ye-heart yakho. Ukuba usebenzise njenge mveliso epheleleyo, uya kulula ngexabiso njengoko i-Clark Griswold's holiday turkey. Uya kuthetha, "Yini nto ndicinga ngokwenene. Nceda ndiyifunayo." kwi: "Yini ingqongqo. Ngoko nceda ndiyifunayo. Yintoni, kodwa... Ukusuka kwimeko.” Ngaba Ngaba Kule ngexesha, ungasebenzisa i-AI ukuba "quill-ify" umbhalo yakho, kodwa ungasebenzisa ukuba utshintshele ingozi. Ngokusekelwe, i-AI iinkqubo zihlola ngokugqithisileyo umsebenzi. I-Em Dash kunye ne-Importance of Beautiful Friction Ngoku, malunga nam Ukungcwelisa Dash. Iimpawu ezahlukeneyo ze-punctuation zihlanganisa iinkqubo ezahlukeneyo: 
 
 
 
 
 
 ixesha: Thina siphinde. Comma: Thina uqhagamshelane, uqhagamshelane, okanye uqhagamshelane. I-Colon: Ndandisa iingcebiso: i-slides, i-research, kunye ne-self-doubt. I-Semicolon: Ndingathanda ukuxhaswa kweengxaki ezimbini ezahlukileyo; i-Oscar Wilde's ayikho kwakhona. Em dash: Qhagamshelana ngexesha elifanayo – le ayikho yonke ingqiqo. Kwaye ndiya kuxhaswa y- I-em dash yi-jailbreak ye-multifunctional, ye-stylistic. Yinto apho i-phrase ibandakanya ukuba yintoni elihle, ibandakanya imiyalezo, kwaye ibandakanya into efanelekileyo kwi-mind of the writer. , kodwa ngaphezulu kwexesha, le umbhali wabelane le dash . Ukugqibela umdla wokugqibela with feeling I-glyph ye-versatility epheleleyo yintoni ukuba abantu usebenzisa ngokuzenzakalelayo. Yintoni iimodeli ze-AI zithunyelwe ngempumelelo. Kwaye ndingathanda njani? I-dash yaba ngexesha elide kakhulu kunokuba yi-AI. Kodwa ngenxa ye-LLM ezihambelana ne-love yethu ye-horizontal mid-finger kwi-phrase simple constructions, ama-stakeholder zithintela i-em-dash ngenxa yokuba i-AI kakhulu, i-look too informal, okanye i-messy yeengxaki. Ngokutsho, ziquka ukunciphisa into enza i-prose ngokufanelekileyo, ukunciphisa i-voice yakho kwi-cutting room floor. Kwakhona, i-em dash i-debate yinto ye-microcosm yeyona nto elikhulu kakhulu: isixeko esebenzayo se-tech yehlabathi. I-culture ye-modern ibonelela i-softness. I-click engaphansi. I-loads engaphezulu. I-filter ye-blurring. Zonke izinto ezinhle ukuba online UX. I-Death for Persuasive and Authentic Human Writing. Ukuba ndiyabakhokelela kwi-content yakho ngaphandle kwe-pause, ngaphandle kwe-uh, ngaphandle kwe-witch ye-eyebrows, ngaphandle kwe-huff-laugh kwi-nosal passages, ke awukwazi ukuhambisa. You’ve washed some words over my retinas. Ukubhala elungileyo ibekwe friction elungileyo: iingubo ezincinane, iingxoxo zayo zithembisa umxokozelo, ukufikelela, ukuchithwa, okanye ngisho ngexesha, ukuchithwa. I-em dash iyiphi na izixhobo ezisetyenziswayo kakhulu, kwaye ngaba uyazi, kuba njengoko umntu wabelane i-quill ye-porcupine kwi-middle of a sentence. 
 
 
 I-Hedgehog: I-Platform yethu ibonelela ekubeni izinga ezintsha zokusebenza kunye nokukhula. Porcupine: I-Platform yethu ibonelela kwi-13 spreadsheet workflow leKyle isebenzisa ukususela ngo-2018, ngoko unokufumana iimeko zakho - ngexesha elinye. Ukubona? I-Specificity ngaphandle, uye uyifumana le dash kunye ne-brain stutters yakho. Ukulungiselela ngokufanelekileyo, ukuchithwa ngokufanelekileyo. Bad friction is bad form. Beautiful friction gets a reaction like, “Hey, that line mildly roasted me, some dude named Kyle, and our outdated process. I trust this writer even more now.” I-AI ibonakale ekugqibeleni ukuchithwa kwe-friction emangalisayo kwimeko ye-efficiency. Uya, umbhali we-human, uye wabelane ukukhusela into elungileyo. Ngaphandle kokuba kufuneka uqhagamshelane iiyure ze-12 kunye ne-friendly neighborhood review committee yakho. I-Sandpaper ye-Corporate: Nge-Quill-ified Writing Ukugqibela Indawo Yayo Yinto enhle - kwaye oh-ke elula - ukuchitha i-robots yonke into, kodwa akuyona abahlali kuphela. Iinkqubo ze-creative review ziquka. Tell me if you’ve seen, or starred, in this movie before: 
 
 
 
 I-Act 1: Umbhali utshintshwe kwi-draft ebandayo ebandayo into efanelekileyo. Act 2: Ixesha lokufanisa imibuzo. Iingxelo zithunyelwe: "Izi ndingathanda ezininzi." "I-‘Dumpster fire’ ingaba akufutshane nabathengi bethu." I-Act 3: I-metaphors eziqhelekileyo ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye ziye zibe. Yintoni akuyona? Thina uxhumane ukusetyenziswa kwe-AI ephakamileyo ukunceda iinkonzo kwiinkalo zayo. Yintoni nathi? Yintoni umdla? Akukho nje umdla umdla kuMordor! Ok ok, ok. Akukho ingxaki kunye neengxaki. Akukho iingxaki. Akukho pulse. Zenzekelayo I-Layer I-AI kwiinkqubo efanayo kunye ne-You simply accelerate the spiral. Start generic, sand for bland - Ndicinga i-brand - kwaye ushiye nabanye. Ngenxa yoko, unako ukufikelela kwi-differentiation. Akukho ngenxa yokuba i-function set yakho ibamba ne-competitor yakho yokuqala, kodwa ngenxa yokuba abasetyenzisebenzisa i-model efanayo kunye ne-safe approach kwaye ngoku unokufunda njengoko u-ghostwritten ngu-same apologetic, non-so-smart refrigerator. I-Cryo-Sleep ye-Your Darling Quills Ingaba ufumane into epheleleyo: Ndingathanda ukuba udlulisele umnqweno wakho ngexesha lokugqibela. Ngamanye amaxesha I-Legal iyiphi na umnqweno, umnqweno wakho uqhagamshelane ngexabiso, okanye kukho umnqweno olungcono. The real porcupine move is to never erase something without an extraction plan. Every time you’re hovering over the Delete key when you love something,  Kwakhona. Thumela kwi-cryo chamber I-half of the time, ukuba umgca owawuthanda ukuba "ngaphezulu kakhulu" iyiphi na ingxaki kwelinye indawo. Ukuthatha i-repository efana ne-imeyili yakho ufundisa i-system yakho ukuba amaxabiso akuyona ngokwenene ubomi okanye ubomi, nangona i-picking ye-rejection ingathanda ngoko. Le nqakraza ivumela ukuba ufake into efanelekileyo. Kwiimeko embalwa, kuxhomekeke kwisixesha elinye. Ingaba uya kubuyekeza ngexabiso elandelayo yakho. Indlela yokusebenzisa i-AI ngaphandle kokufumana ukuba u-domesticate Ingaba ungenza ukutshisa iimodeli zayo ezidlulileyo okanye ubhalise ama-manifesto eyenziwe ngama-grotten nge-candlelight. Kodwa ungenza ukunika i-AI ukulawula ngokupheleleyo kwinkqubo yakho ye-nerves. Ndingathanda. Ndingathanda, ndingathanda, ndingathanda kwi-crisis ye-existencial. (I-joke nje, ezi ziye zilungele ngetyala kwi-Froot Loops). Kodwa ndifumene kwisiqingatha. Ndingathanda nje ukuba ndingathanda malunga neeproceshi zayo. Nceda ukuyifaka kwi-size: Write something you know is too honest. A whole rant, paragraph, or even a single line  Ngaba utshintshe i-AI. Wabelane njengoko utshintshe i-colleague enokufuneka. Isebenzisa le nqaku njengoko i-north star yakho xa usebenzise i-AI. Ukuba i-output yayo ayinxalenye, ungenza. before Use AI as a sparring partner, not a stunt double. Nceda uqhagamshelane izinto ezifana: 
 
 
 
 I-Pitch me i-5 iindlela ezincinane zehlabathi zibonakalayo (i-target audience). Yintoni i-metaphor ye-x ye-absurdest? Yintoni ndingathanda apha ukuba [i-publishment yokuzonwabisa] uya kukuthanda? Emva koko, wabelane kwi Fumana ingxaki. Fumana ingxaki. Go all caps. Ngoko ke, kunokwenzeka ukubonisa i-passion. Uya kufumana oku ngaphezulu, ndingathanda. Iingxowa ze-boxing kunye nokuthintela. Run a Spike Check. Kwixesha lokugqibela, nqakraza ukuba izilwanyana ziyafumanisa ama-stakeholder, i-bristle, okanye i-running. Akukhawuleza ukuba akugqibeleleyo. Kodwa ukuba awukwazi ukucacisa umgca oyaziqhelekanga, umntu wakho we-porcupine awukwazi ukufumana i-burrow yayo. Kwiimeko - imizuzu ezininzi - uya kubonwa ukuba akukho. Oku kunokwenzeka. Kodwa akukhawuleza nje phambi kokuba ubhale i-Send. Yenza umntu ufumane i-dis-quill-ify umsebenzi wakho ngaphambi kokuba ufumane i-ideas yakho ezininzi. Audit your em dashes like fault lines. Yenza i-editing ye-pass kuphela malunga ne-punctuation. Qinisekisa ukuba yonke into ye-em-dash yenza. Qinisekisa iingcebiso kwiindlela ezahlukeneyo. Ukuba ibonakala njenge-fluff, ukunciphisa i-dash. Kodwa ukuba iindawo apho i-rhythm yakho kunye ne-voice iya kuza, uyifakile. Kwaye mhlawumbi ukwakha malunga nayo. Ngaba ndingathanda kuphela kwi-word kunye ne-punctuation? Ingaba unemibuzo kwi-voice, kwaye ufuna kuphela ukuba i-startup yakho ibhaliswe, i-product eyenziwe, okanye ukucinga kwibhulogi. Yintoni zonke iingxaki. Umbhali wahlala kwi . Wonke umntu usebenzisa iindlela efanayo ukubhalisela iimeko efanayo ngokusebenzisa i-LinkedIn fluencer vocabulary efanayo. Nangona abantu awukwazi ukucacisa ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba kukho into ezininzi, bafumana ukuba I-AI slop troughs i-brimming nge-black paste Yintoni. Kwakhona, i-moment efanelekileyo, efanelekileyo, inokukwazi ukwenza yonke into. I-pattern interrupt. I-quill ebonakalayo ebonakalayo ukuba umntu wabhala phantsi kwe-keyboard. Oku, ngoko, ibekwe i-anchor ye-trust, i-connection point, kunye ne-anchor yakho. I-voice Yintoni Ukuphazamiseka Ukuphumla Ukuphazamiseka Nangona nje ukuba uya kuba. Uyakwazi ukuyisebenzisa i-AI, kodwa ukuba awukwazi ukujongana kwilwimi elifutshane, elidumileyo, kwaye engabonakaliweyo, uya kulinganiswa ngexabiso kunye ne-specifics kuphela. Kwakhona, akukho umntu ufuna ukuba. Ukuba unomnqweno omnqweno omnqweno omnqweno omnqweno omnqweno omnqweno omnqweno omnqweno omnqweno omnqweno omnqweno omnqweno omnqweno omnqweno omnqweno omnqweno omnqweno omnqweno omnqweno omnqweno omnqweno omnqweno omnqweno omnqweno omnqweno. Nangona i-passion yakho. Nangona oku kwenza wena. Ukugcina iingubo ezininzi ezibonakalayo - kwaye iingubo ezininzi ze-em-dashes, kwakhona - i-act ye-self-preservation, ayikho i-indulgence. Ngoko ke, akufutshane ngenxa yeengxaki. Kodwa ukugcina rolling into a preemptive ibhola. Okwangoku, phambi kokuba uqhagamshelane, uqhagamshelane i-scan ephakeme: 
 
 
 
 Yintoni i-sound like a human or a sentient toaster? Ingaba kukho i-moment ye-friction elihle - i-quill kwi-face enokuthi i-pick a bit but stick a lot? Yintoni ndingathanda ukuba kukho into ezininzi ezininzi kwi-category yethu ayikwazi okanye ayikwazanga? Ukuba akukho, enye ingxelo akukwazi ukhuseleko. I-spine ingaba, kunjalo. (ngathi ngoko ngathi, njengokuba umntu oya kwindawo efanayo ngosuku). Yenza i-porcupine kwi-stack ye-hedgehogs ye-plush, i-em-dash kwi-paragraph ye-commas ye-cowardly, kunye ne-line eyenza i-employee eyenza i-caffeine kunye ne-omg. She gets me. Ngaba awukwazi ukulawula iimodeli. Ngaba awukwazi ukulawula abathengi bakho. Kodwa ingxelo elidlulileyo kwi-draft yakho elandelayo? Ngaba uyazi njani. Quills. Up. Qhagamshelana. Up

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